Camping

Read This and Do not email, call, or text me a million questions, if this is too difficult for you to comprehend do not come, You’re an idiot. This is easy for intelligent people. READ IT.

-$35 per RV.

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Personal Check Jesse Coots

9787 Linwood rd Le Roy NY 14482.

In all forms of payment Include your – Name, Email, Cell, Mailing Address, Payment. I will send you parking pass and email/text you directions and details.

If you think $35 is too much, go to fucking work all day Saturday and Sunday and don’t lift the work ethic pedal until you can afford to do everything you want in life, I have zero pity for broke dick losers.

-Carry in/Carry out your own trash please. ( DO NOT STUFF YOUR BAG OF GARBAGE DOWN THE OUTHOUSE HOLE YOU DINK) Be a class act, make us want to continue to host you and give you a nice place to stay.

-This is at our private pond within walking distance of the Party August 3rd. No electric, no water, no sanitary. Also No scumbags, No drama, No bullshit. It’s pretty easy to sort out who the dipshits are and they get shamed and banned every year. Come be a beacon of goodness, not a shit stain of a waste. We have a great turn out of great people and it’s because we aren’t afraid to throw scumbags the fuck out, your feelings and privileges are not safe here, you’ll get treated how you act. Dont fuck this up.

-Last year we had a few campers sneak in and not pitch in towards the cost of things, if you do not have a pass on your dash you will leave or be dragged out.

– Also last year we had a couple low life’s decide they were going to have marital issues at our party, I should have known when they both messaged me weeks before tons of questions and struggled to scratch up the money. I will not tolerate any of this shit. I was so embarrassed with the nonsense last year, I can’t believe humans could be so fucking stupid and filthy, embarrassed someone like that was even on my property. If you’re a scumbag and can’t act with composure and decency don’t come, you’ll get violently extracted. Thats the warning, now you know and you’ve been warned, be on your best behavior or better yet stay home if you’re a dirtbag.

To everyone else- I’m sorry about the long winded warning. If you have ever thrown a party or any type of gathering you understand, 99.3% of people are great, gotta hammer that .07% and make it real obvious.

Once payment is received you will be contacted via, Email, Mail, and or text.

If you have already contacted me, I wrote your name down and will be sure to make sure we have a place for you once payment is received.

NO PETS, NO DOGS. RESPECT THIS. Even if we are great friends, DO NOT BRING YOUR FUCKING DOG. YOU MAKE IT HARD FOR ME BECAUSE THEN EVERYONE SEES YOUR DOG AND WANTS TO BRING THEIR DOG. DONT.

We love you, can’t wait to party August 3rd!

Thank you- Jesse and the crew.

Thanks for always sharing guys, we see it and appreciate your constant loyalty!